One man symphony, Modern day Mozart, Beatbox scientist, High cleric of digital fuckery, Shenanigangster, Purveyor of awesomely weird dopeness, Funkmaster, Soulbrother of the library #1, Reggie Motherfuckin Watts – makes it clearer than stripper heels if you’re fuckin or not in this solo sonic throwdown “If You’re Fucking, You’re Fucking.”
Make no mistake about it, if you’re not fucking, then you’re definitely not fucking. That being said, if you give a flying fuck about fucking or couldn’t give a fuck less, this fucked out track is still fucking infectious.
Caution slow and low twerkfests may occur. Reggie Watts and Locash Magazine are not responsible for any pregnancies or party fouls that occur when playing this track. If you have the urge to shake your hips and booty in a bouncy up and down motion, causing it to shake, ‘wobble’ and/or ‘jiggle’, increase volume immediately and consult your bartender. Drop it at your own risk.
Don’t worry though, if you’re fuckin then you’ll definitely know it, if you don’t, than you’re probably not. Keep up with Reggie Here.
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Digital Painting By Fay Helfer